This is a short bit of fluff that originated during a conversation about the caps women wore when they married. My imagination pictured one of the P&P2 Mrs. Bennet's caps on Elizabeth (you know, the frilly, frou-frou ones). This is my unbeta'd premiere into the world of JA fanfiction. I'm rating this as PG-13 due to innuendoes and an alarming use of alcohol.